One Meter on the Moon · Ceremonial Registry

Grant of One Square Meter

Tranquility Lots · First District · Sea of Tranquility

Be it recorded that on March 14, 2026, Chris named square T-8889

“Not Actually Ours”

“The Treaty can have the rest.”

Lot

T-8889

Coordinates

8.498748°N, 31.401252°E

Measure

1 m²

Consideration

$6

Grid

Row 89, column 89

This instrument conveys no title, sovereignty, mineral rights, or parking privileges recognized by any nation, treaty, telescope, or reasonably cautious attorney. It is a joke with coordinates.